Whats it's like

alternatation:

Found a jar of pickles in my best friends fridge that expire when my sister was born.

Hmmm

(Source: 3nter-shikari)

(Source: cuntdust)

alternatation:

my dumb ass best friends band

shes a cutie =P

Living Will Outtakes

Belch: And then he’s gonna watch, and they’re both gonna tie their dicks into a knot and just scream at the top of their lungs! It’s gonna be like an amusement park. I’m gonna ride you like a rollercoaster. I’m gonna get you all greasy and sticky, and you’re gonna be upset and then gonna be happy! And then you’re gonna be upset again and we’re gonna wake up together and I’m gonna make you breakfast.